Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Weird and Wordy Wednesday and a Wild Idea!

Ok, someone help me here... Can anyone tell what is exactly happening here, is this even possible? Has Leo slipped into some sort of fifth dimention where nothing has to make sense? Or did someone fail to read the assembly instructions correctly and.. well.. this is the result.
Ok wait, lets try a different picture from a different angle..

Still no thoughts? Here, let me label the parts I think I understand..

I forgot to label the tail, but it's that fluffy thing across the top and down the left side of the picture, the thing the one visible back paw is tucked into. 
So what the heck?!?! Leo without a face! Without... well, without any kind of proper alignment that I can see! I'm not sure how this happened, but there's a picture so it must have, somehow, some otherworldly way, happened.. 

Leo has been silent on the subject! Any questions about it are met with bored expressions, or is that disdain at my complete lack of understanding of how felines work? Either way, I'm looking for super glue and duct tape, just in case he requires reassembling!


Oh have I got an idea! 

Chrystal, you know Chrystal, the wonderful person who runs the Winnie's Wish Cat Rescue and Sanctuary, the darling lady who gave me my three precious kitties after rescuing them from a feral situation and trained them in the arts of twisting humans around their little paws, yes, that Chrystal! Chrystal is having a birthday this month! May 27th to be precise! And what does that have to do with you, you might ask? Go ahead. Ask. 

Thank you! Let me tell you what it has to do with you! 

I am thinking we could have a Birthday Package Party! 

But we can't have a big party, haven't you heard of this little pandemic we're having, you might ask. Go ahead. Ask. 

Oh don't worry! This is a party where the gifts all get together, but the people stay home! 

What kind of gifts.. Ok, don't ask, I'll just tell you. (thankful that I abandoned that plot tool? I thought so) 
The thing Chrystal likes most of all is when she gets Wish List items or donations for the Wishers! 
So I'm asking that anyone who can, go to the Winnie's Wish Amazon Wish List and send something! 
Or, use the donation button on her blog, Daily Dose of Dogs AKA Cats With Your Coffee
Or use the donate button on my sidebar and I will pool all the donations received and send stuff from the Wish List! 

There is a way for everyone who can to help a wonderful Rescue run by a wonderful lady that makes some wonderful kitties wonderfully happy! 

Please take the banner above, or the smaller one below, and post it on your blog to help spread the word. Whether you can send something or not, spreading the word helps a lot too! I'll be posting about this through the end of the month, so please consider how you can help!

Thank you for your time! And don't forget to wish Chrystal a Happy Birthday on the 27th!


ZOOLATRY said...

As for Leo, did he come with "assembly directions", altho we do know those are not always clear and precise ... purrhaps an owner's manual, or an 800-number to call for help? You are certainly facing quite a dilemma here and it's important to get him back in shape soon!

As for Chrystal's Birthday Party, a lovely idea ... we'll help spread the word!

Katie Isabella said...

Leo...did I do that last time you were here? Don't tell anyone...just tell me.

The Island Cats said...

I couldn't tell what end of Leo was which! ~Ernie

Brian's Home Blog said...

Putting together the cat can sure be complicated!

Summer said...

Sometimes all the parts don't go together the way they should!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Leo did you teach that to our Einstein? He is all floofy too and the other night Dad saw the same sight. He reached down to pet his head goodnight and... where was that head MOL

pilch92 said...

Cute photo and a great idea for Winnie's Wish> XO

Karen C. said...

Sometimes we cats get a little disassembled like that. It's important to try to figure out what part is what before petting though, for a couple of us anyway.
We will certainly remember about the 27th!

Midnight & Cocoa
Mini & Fluff
Tyler & Marty
Beeb, Beanie & Bella

Eastside Cats said...

Ha! You think that's bad, when Da Boyz get all entangled, we can't tell where one cat ends and the other begins...and there never seem to be enough parts...

catladymac said...

I saw a similar cat online and it was labeled as an "IKEA cat."

Katie Isabella said...

And yes I want to come and lay my headie on your soft floofy belly furs.

meowmeowmans said...

It's like a Leo jigsaw puzzle!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Leo should teach private kitty yoga lessons.