Lets meet the pugilists!
In this corner! "Glitzy Gloves" Glitter!
And in that corner! "Calamity" Cashmere!
Touch paws, girls, and come out fighting!
What a furious start to the fight! Both combatants jumped in with tooth and claw!
Oh what's this? An unexpected turn about! I'm not sure who's move that was, but it seems to have given both of them renewed determination!
I think "Glitzy Gloves" might have the upper paw at the moment!
What's this! Glitter has backed off?
"Calamity" seems to be catching her breath or reassessing her fight style. Will she come back with a vengeance? Or is this battle all but over?
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And we're back! Howard Cattail here again with all the action!
"Calamity" Cashmere has taken the fight to a new arena!
Has she given up? Or is this dive under the bench cave a surprise tactic that will win her the battle?
"Glitzy Gloves" Glitter intends to answer that question for you with a resounding "Not on your furry nelly!"
There is too much action for the camera! It's fast, it's furious! It's.... OVER!
Glitter: That means I won, right?
Cashmere: Just for the moment, Glitzy, just for the moment..
Glitter: Yeah, well Calamity, that's all that matter, hee hee!
Winner by a knock out/chase down, "Glitzy Gloves" Glitter! What a fight this has been! One that will live in our collective consciousness for ages to come!
This has been Howard Cattail. Thank you for joining us here tonight. We'll see you again soon for another big battle of the Furious Furballs!