Friday, April 2, 2021

Feline Floppy Friday and Auction Time

Today we look at the anatomy of a perfect Feline Flop. Glitter will demonstrate, pay close attention.
Here she shows off the classic, original Flop. Note that her head is flopped at a normal degree over the leg in question. You can see how deeply she is into her flop sleep by the fact that her squished whiskers don't bother her one bit. This is your basic, deep sleep Flop.

This is the Flop Over, slightly more advanced than the basic Flop. Her neck is completely stretched out for this flop for maximum floppage. This is a heavy, deep flop. The floppee can expect some numbness and stiffness with the inability to move from this heavy headed flop. You will probably hear snoring. Flop Over is not for the beginner. 

Here's a really advanced, master class Flop. This is the hard to master Flop Under. See the tuck? The chin is in the chest and the foreleg is nearly obscuring the nose. The fur is fluffed out and the snore is greatly increased. Where's the flop in this flop, you might ask? Well she is still flopped on the leg, and the weight of her head is seemingly increased a hundred fold and the floppee has lost all feeling in her toes. This flop should only be attempted by floppers who have mastered the first two Flops. 
Thank you for attending our Feline Flop Master Class. We hope you, too, will be able to Flop with all the dedication, skill and utter abandon that Glitter has demonstrated. 
EDIT: THE RAFFLE HAS ENDED! Winner drawing soon!
Today is it! The Winnie's Wish Fancy Crocheted Velvet Sofa Raffle ends today! You have until midnight EDT to make your donation for tickets to the drawing!
Full details on the Winnie's Wish Auction site

The drawing for the Fancy Crocheted Velvet Sofa will be on Saturday! Make sure you don't miss out!

All donations for tickets will go to Winnie's Wish Cat Rescue and Sanctuary.


Lola The Rescued Cat said...

That is some serious flopping. You've definitely mastered it.

The Island Cats said...

Glitter is an excellent teacher of the flop. :)

The Florida Furkids said...

Fabulous flopping!!

The Florida Furkids

Tama-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Hotesse & Heloise said...

I am very impressed by all this flopping. Maybe I need to add flopping to dangling among my pursuits! But for now, I need to concentrate. Nobody and nothing is safe from Hurricane Benny!


Sandee said...

So that's how it's done. Flopping is an art for sure.

Thank you for joining the Feline Friday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. ♥

pilch92 said...

Expert flop- such a cutie. XO

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Glitter! Your flops are terrific! And we gotta say your commentator knows all the nuances and describes them so furry wekk! We hope that your whole family has a marvellously happy Good Friday!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Glitter is a true mistress of the flop!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You've got the Flop down to purrfection!

Summer said...

Glitter is a flopping pro!

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Epically epic flopping, top marks! Happy Easter sweeties! XOX

Brian said...

Such a pretty, pretty flopper!