What tipped me off, besides getting clawed in the bum, was the intense purring! I looked and there was Star, rolling around, using me to get leverage, wrasslin' with a kicky.. She stole it! And let me tell you, it was already drool-ful...
Well, there was no way I could give this one to someone else now! I mean, a tiny kick, a quick bitey, that's just a little love from one kitty to another. But a completely drooled on, chewed on, kicked on kicky... No. It had to be hers now. Which was probably her plan all along, the little brat!
I tossed it over onto the floor, mostly to get the claws out of my uh.. tender parts. She dived after it and showed it what for!
Ah kicky, at last you're mine!
I will lick you and kick you and call you George..
*slurp slurp* Pardon my drool...
I rubs you on my face, purrrrrrrrrr
Why must you take so many pictures of me and my love, George?
You get the back of disrespect, George gets the kick of love!
I love you George! *drool*
And they call it.. kicky looove....