Meow Like A Pirate!

Avast ye swabs! T’day be Meow like a Pirate day!

 

This here be Leo the Chinese Pirate puttin’ pen to paper in this here pirate log book. I be needin’ a crock o’ grog, (or tuna juice) because I be fair parched!

I been huntin’ that wily wench, the pirate queen, fer a long piece o’ time now. She’s gonna soften to me soon or I’ll be after her through all the seven seas til she falls off the ends o’ the earth! rArr!

Oh, so you be wantin’ to see what the pirate queen looks like? Feast yer eyes on this wench.

I got me own pirate poster too. I suppose you be wantin’ to peer at that as well? Yer in luck!

Shiver me timbers! How did the pirate queen Star get the drop on me? She’s taken me ship, The Cursed Catnip, and left me marooned afore I can even shout mutiny! I hope you get barnacles in yer bloomers ya scurvy sea witch!

　

(Yarg, I know I got my eye patch on the wrong eye, that one was gettin' tired!)

Pirate Queen Star here now. I be takin’ over The Cursed Catnip as well as this pirate log! Yeah, I marooned the scummy scallywag, he’s lucky I didn’t make him walk the plank. Chase me will he? Ha! I get the last laugh! Ha ha ha! And all the treasure in his captain’s quarters too!

Fair winds and following seas to all you pirates out there! Mraarr!



(I didn’t make this last one, but it’s adorable, so I’m putting it up)