Monday, August 31, 2015

In This Corner!

Good evening folks, and welcome to a wonderful evening of boxing! I'm Howard Cattail and This! Is Fight Night!
Lets meet the pugilists!

In this corner! "Glitzy Gloves" Glitter!

And in that corner! "Calamity" Cashmere!

Touch paws, girls, and come out fighting!

DING!


What a furious start to the fight! Both combatants jumped in with tooth and claw!

 
They both got a mouth full of fur in the opening moments of round one!

Oh what's this?  An unexpected turn about! I'm not sure who's move that was, but it seems to have given both of them renewed determination!


I think "Glitzy Gloves" might have the upper paw at the moment!
What's this! Glitter has backed off?

 
"Calamity" seems to be catching her breath or reassessing her fight style. Will she come back with a vengeance? Or is this battle all but over?
 
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And we're back! Howard Cattail here again with all the action!

"Calamity" Cashmere has taken the fight to a new arena!


Has she given up? Or is this dive under the bench cave a surprise tactic that will win her the battle?

"Glitzy Gloves" Glitter intends to answer that question for you with a resounding "Not on your furry nelly!"

There is too much action for the camera! It's fast, it's furious! It's.... OVER!

DING!

Glitter: That means I won, right?
Cashmere: Just for the moment, Glitzy, just for the moment..
Glitter: Yeah, well Calamity, that's all that matter, hee hee!
 
 
Winner by a knock out/chase down, "Glitzy Gloves" Glitter! What a fight this has been! One that will live in our collective consciousness for ages to come! 
This has been Howard Cattail. Thank you for joining us here tonight. We'll see you again soon for another big battle of the Furious Furballs!

14 comments:

Summer said...

That was fun, watching you girls wrassle!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Wow! The entertainment is tip-top over at your place!

Purrs,
The Chans

Katie Isabella said...

Howard! You have totally outdone yourself tonight. This was the most exciting smack by smack fight I will ever witness! And expertly described too!!! Well done!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We wish we'd known what a great fight that was going to be so we would have tried to get ringside seats.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Your peeps wanna come over to my house to ref, here? They clearly know what they're doing. Mine don't. All we hear is, "Love your brother," and other such nonsense. When you're in the midst of a match, no one wants to hear stuff like that. MOUSES!

Purrs,
Seville

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Great fight- you should charge like pay per view :)

Random Felines said...

bwahahaha....seems like she who hides loses :)

Photo Cache said...

Great fight.

Emma and Buster

Marilia Bavaresco said...

We love to play of catfight!!!!
Mom doesn´t like that!

Flynn said...

That was a great wrassle!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Ooh, we were sure it would be Calamity Cashmere fer sure!

Penelope TheCatFromHell said...

What fun! When will the next bout takes place? Mes would likes to gets ring side seats!
Kisses
Nellie

Marty the Manx said...

Whew that was a wild one at your house! Thanks for the great reporting Howard Cattail!

Sasha said...

If it is over and they are friends, I am happy.