Thursday, February 2, 2012

Abducted!

I saw the whole thing! Oh the horror! I was helpless to do anything at all! (mostly because of the giggling..) I'll never forget it as long as I live!
There I was, walking toward my bedroom, passing the stairs when out of the doorway the Gray Bandit shot! Nails scrabbling on the carpet, eyes wild, the thief got half way down the stairs before the stolen item was dropped! Clear as day, I saw the maddened look on the she-thief's face before she bit into the treasured item and drug it down a few more steps before dropping it again and disappearing like a puff of smoke!

Laying there, abducted, abandoned, artfully draped over two steps, was Leo's stringy! I knew my duty! So quick as a bunny (a tired, barefoot, slow moving bunny..) I ran for the camera! Til I got distracted by Cash Cab.. So I entrusted the CSI duties to Greg and told him to get a good shot of the stolen stringy!

By the time he got there, it was no longer laying over two steps. Nor was the Gray Bandit anywhere in sight. He did see the Stringy was clinging with every ounce of its static-y strength to the side of a step and he took the picture anyway. Not that you can see much of it..

See it barely peeking over the edge? Poor little thing..

Greg rescued it and brought it back to it's true, and loving, owner.

I'll never let you go again Stringy! Never never never...
Until I see a fevver....


Not to worry, the String Bandit was apprehended, arrested and will surely pay for her crimes against String!

I'm so ashamed to tell you.. The String Bandit.. It was my own dear sweet Star! AKA Princess HissyFace AKA The Wench AKA Baby Girl AKA... this could go on for hours, so we'll just move on to the mugshot of shame!
You know I did it. I know I did it. And I'd do it again given the chance.
Just take your eye off it for two seconds again you horrible String Obsessed Barbarian!


(Spitty, don't worry, I'll get to what you gave us soon, I just haven't had time to do the requirements!)

11 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hope you made the punishment fit the crime!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Brian said...

Looks like somebody got stringed up over that one!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Oh, Leo must have been inconsolable for the five minutes that it was missing.

Random Felines said...

Yep - now mom has the giggles too. :) Caramel had a red fluffy toy last night that caused quite the commotion with him, Mocha and Junior running up and down the hall....

Sparkle said...

When Star gets thrown in the slammer, she can say hello to Binga for me, because that is surely where Binga is headed too.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Some toys belong to all, some to just one kitty. No purrsonal special toy should ever be abucted like that!

ABBY said...

Hehehehehe
that was so funny!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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Rules
1- take a photo of your animal but only a part of it (where he cannot be fully disclosed)
2- everybody can apply
3- place a stamp of this competition on your blog and promote it
4- be a follower of this blog
5- deadline is February 29
6- as soon as you send me your photo by e-mail I'll post them on the blog
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Photo Cache said...

:) you are funnneeee.

emma and buster

The Island Cats said...

Star, you need a good cattorney!!

Oui Oui said...

The get-away kitty was caught red handed! We see Leo has his lasers on so he can keep a better watch on his sweet string.