Hey everycat! It's me, Leo, with some advice for a great weekend! You want the best nappy spots, right? And one of the bestest spots is the human's beds, right? Well here's what you do: You steal it! I'm gonna give you all the instructions, ok?
Here goes: Wait til the humans get outta their bed. Almost anything will get them up, but if you're tired of waiting, go ahead and fake a hork attack! That's right, dry heave all over the place, especially over those spots where you KNOW they don't want to hork, like a good rug, or their shoes, or that dress they have to wear in someone's wedding this weekend. That'll get them up for sure! Then you get the bed, pre-warmed!
Now, here's the important part! When they come back, and you know they will, it's the weekend after all.. Give them the cutest look you can! Belly showing helps! They will go all gooey and "awwwwww" and will decide that they cannot disturb the 'sweet widdle kitty', that's you by the way, and you'll get the bed for as long as you want!
Has yerselves a great, COMFY, weekend!