Friday, January 22, 2016

Weekend Thief Training

Hey everycat! It's me, Leo, with some advice for a great weekend! You want the best nappy spots, right? And one of the bestest spots is the human's beds, right? Well here's what you do: You steal it! I'm gonna give you all the instructions, ok? 
Here goes: Wait til the humans get outta their bed. Almost anything will get them up, but if you're tired of waiting, go ahead and fake a hork attack! That's right, dry heave all over the place, especially over those spots where you KNOW they don't want to hork, like a good rug, or their shoes, or that dress they have to wear in someone's wedding this weekend. That'll get them up for sure! Then you get the bed, pre-warmed!
Now, here's the important part! When they come back, and you know they will, it's the weekend after all.. Give them the cutest look you can! Belly showing helps! They will go all gooey and "awwwwww" and will decide that they cannot disturb the 'sweet widdle kitty', that's you by the way, and you'll get the bed for as long as you want!
Has yerselves a great, COMFY, weekend!

9 comments:

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

I'm hiding this blog post from Mudpie!!! You are a very clever (and sneaky) kitty :)

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

YUP!! You are spot on Leo. Especially that horking sound effect; but also giving that 'oh I am so cute with my little paws wrapped around my nose" look which makes them leave us alone...heh...heh

Summer said...

Leo, you're a master!

Katie Isabella said...

Hey, do we conspire well or do we conspire well? xo

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Great lesson- you should get a job teaching at the new Cat Scouts university.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

I allus nap in the middle of the watery bed against the pillow. And complain when TBT wants ta get in unner the covers. So I get scrities and unner-blanket time. ~ AYLA

modern nomad said...

You're very smart you are!
Have a super Sunday...

Noodle and crew

The Indulged Furries said...

That's excellent advice. Even better is when the human becomes the "big spoon" and helps keep you warm.

Eastside Cats said...

Very tricky, Leo!