Friday, September 25, 2015

In The Other Corner...

Welcome to another wonderful evening of pawdicuffs, fight fans. I'm Meoward Cattail, and This! is Fight Night once again!

In this corner! Wearing grey on grey stripes, the champion! The great Glitzy Gloves Glitter!
And in that corner, wearing solid grey, the newest challenger to step into the ring! Long and lean Leaping Leo!

This is going to be a night to remember, folks! So hurry up and take your seats, the bout is set to start!

Time to touch paws and come out fighting!


At the bell, it looks like the champion has the upper paw! The challenger readies one of his extra toed mitts as he contemplates the Glitzy Gloves!

Taking to the higher ground, and putting himself in tooth's way, the challenger seems pause to assess the situation..

Oh what is this?!! Is the challenger running away? Is he giving up? Is he getting bit on the butt for his trouble? In all my years of commentating, I don't think I've ever seen such a thing!

Oh wait! I spoke too soon! He's turned around and is battling back! Glitzy swings.. and MISSES! Blocked by the large paw of her competitor!

She is not happy about that, folks! Look at her battle back! What form, what style! Look at the ears, the tail, the ready paw, the fierceness!

*inaudible whisper from the sidelines*
*Meoward in a whisper* I am not favoring the champion! I'm giving the blow by blow, just as I'm supposed to!

*back to his normal loud, stoccado voice* Sorry about that, back to the fight! It looks like the challenger, Leaping Leo, is running away yet again!

What's this? Not running! He's getting down for a better vantage! Oh! But he's repelled! He takes a paw to the head, but successfully blocks one to the chest! But he's unable to land a single shot of his own!

Leaping Leo lives up to his name and leaps back up to an even level! He looks for an opening! But what is the champion, Glitzy Gloves Glitter, looking for??

OH! MY! GOSH! This is.. It's unbelievable fight fans! Glitter has quit the contest! She fled the fight! She booked out from the bout! She bailed on the brawl! She has walked on the wrangle!

That's right, Glitzy Gloves Glitter has thrown in the towel! And that means...

Leaping Leo is the new Champion!!

I've seen enough to know when I've seen it all, fight fans.
This has been Meoward Cattail, reporting live from ringside! Thanks for coming tonight, drive home safely!


If you are on facebook, you've probably already seen it, but wow! Winnie's Wish and Chrystal made the front page of the paper!!!!

As you know, there is a HUGE need for adoptions as they are full up! So please please, spread this article around! Let's get it to go viral and hope for great homes!!

Read it HERE


Summer said...

Wow, that was a thrilling bout!

Hannah and Lucy said...

That was a great fight and we're delighted that Leo beat Glitter this time as it will make him feel like a hero.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Happy Friday and Happy weekend!!!!!

Eastside Cats said...

As long as no permanent damage was done...but, that chair looks like it's seem more than it's share of fights!

da tabbies o trout towne said...


{ but we gotta add mit de bitey butt fotoz waz hill larry uz !!! }

heerz two a grass carp kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

Random Felines said...

awesome fight kitties - glad no one went for the knock out though

Deziz World said...

Hmmmmmmm Weez glad no kitty was actually hurt. And weez purrayin' dat all da kitties get pawsum homes.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

The Island Cats said...

*applause applause* We love a good wrasslin' match!

The Indulged Furries said...

And just the other day you were sitting side-by-side enjoying some window time.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Another great fight! But, um, that is the most beat-up chair we have seen in a long while...

Debra Taylor said...

Congrats Leaping Leo - looks like your opponent needs some new strategies.

Kitties rule!

My homeless cat blog has stories of the abandoned/feral colony I manage.

Debby in Prescott Valley, Arizona

Katie Isabella said...

LEAPING LEO! CHAMPEEN! And I have to tell Meoward Cattail that he is by far THE best narrator I have ever heard! Bar none!!!

Katie Isabella said...

I Tweeted it. The article about Crystal.