Let's see.. hair dryer, ponytailer, brush.. all I need is just one more thing.
Don't even think you're getting any of this back.
I'm prepared to negotiate for the final piece of my collection..
What'll it take to get you to part with some or all of your hair?
I'm opening this offer to anyone with sweet smelling hair, preferably damp from being washed. I'm paying high dollar because I know where mom keeps the plastic money.
Oh boy... If you have long hair.. Run!