Star: Well, it's a tall box. And it says here that it contained a folded up mattress.
Leo: I'll follow the instructions. Step one. Unfold, check.
Star: This box appears mostly steady, worthy of sitting on. Good vantage point.
Leo: Step 2. Lay flat. Check. Wait.. me or the bed? Well, check and check anyway.
Star: My work here is done. I'm outta here.
Leo: My work is done. G'night...
Hope you all get a chance to unfold and lay flat this weekend! Or curled up works just as well!