With apologies to Peter Paul and Mary and Jim Croce.
Oh Leo is a goofball, and I’m glad he is mine
He never drinks water, unless it is Star’s!
His fur is all silver, His paws hold extra nails
But nothing can ever beat his feathery tail
Bad bad, little gray Star,
Baddest cat in the whole darn house
Badder than Slash La’Roo
Meaner than any ol’ dog!